God Bless Neill Cumpston

Totally not work-safe, spoilers for those poor souls who haven't read the book, and *long* way from politically correct. But I do so love this review of _Return of the King_. Just the dedicated over-the-top-ness of it all is somehow admirable. And I'm glad I wasn't eating when I saw it, either. (This is from the same man who once said of _Blade 2_, "it kicks ass with a boot made of burning meat." Now _that's_ some serious movie reviewin'!)